Stevie B

Tyrannasaurus Tax

I’m fully taxed-up for the year (most likely overtaxed with a slew of coding notices to cement up my postbox in the very near future). Genuinely now, why is the process so ridiculous, unintuitive and unreliable? And do the people who design the forms not actually go online themselves? It is a maze of dead-ends and false dawns and, when you finally finish, the thing disappears without so much as a hangover-fart of appreciation and you end up trawling back to find the unfathomably unreasonable sum you owe and then have to work out from their clues (they post a daily installment of pigeon entrails for you to pick over and a 70s P.E. teacher with halitosis to jab you in the eye with a quill as you do so) which of their accounts you have to pay into. Needless to say, I make it very clear which account of mine they should pay into, but they seldom seem to take me up on the offer.